Glitz. Glamour. Football.

Holy Christ! I am so sick and tired of ESPN covering football…errr…soccer for those in Americans who truly do not understand the worlds game. I am not the most knowledgeable, nor the best suited to try and explain soccer to non-soccer types. I follow my teams, Watford and AS Roma on a daily basis, looking forward to the start of the new season in August.

But tonight, a spectacle took place, in all places Los Angeles that truly reminds me why soccer in America will never rival the “big three” sports. In Carson, California, home to the L.A. Galaxy, Chelsea FC brought their game to town. All the stars were suited for the Blues, Drogba, Terry, Lampard, Sheva, Chech and the rest. For the Galaxy, the ONLY name that mattered tonight was Beckham.

I know I bitched about ESPN and their sloppy and unprofessional coverage of World Cup 2006. Eric Wynalda is a complete ass and an idiot! I don’t care how long he played for Team USA. He is a very poor announcer and should not even be in the booth. Dave O’Brien is NOT a soccer guy, but a baseball guy covering games for teams like the Braves and Marlins.

Tonight’s match was a place to be seen, typical of Hollywood and all the “big names” that came out to see the man who is [supposedly] going to change soccer in America. LOL. There was even a red carpet rolled out for all the “stars” in attendance. Posh Spice and Eva Longoria had the camera on them all night, drinking champagne behind big, bug eyed looking glasses. Other “big names” included Drew Carey, Kevin Garnett (like he’s a footie fan), Jennifer Love Hewitt (who is a hottie, but doesn’t know a lick about soccer), Kate Holmes (LOL!) and “The Govenator” were all in attendance.

The entire night, it was all about Beckham this, Beckham that, how he is going to tackle his new challenge. Then there was the ‘Beckham Cam’ pointed wherever #23 went. No matter what he did, lick, scratch his balls, the cam caught it. Don’t get me started on Bonnie Bernstein and Julie Foudy, two more people who should NOT be covering such a grand game. Neither bring anything to the table.

The match itself was entertaining, as Chelsea outplayed the Galaxy for 90 minutes. The statistics were quite one-sided in favor of The Blues. John Terry had a great shot and scored the only goal of the match and then it was time for Chelsea to step up the game play, which they did.

With about 12 minutes in the match, Beckham made his first appearance in a match. Everything he did, which wasn’t much was documented, covered from no less than 5 angles and replayed. In my opinion he didn’t do anything that was really worth talking about.

Overall, this move is nothing more than a PR move for the MLS and the Galaxy. Is Beckham washed up? Based on his success at Man U and last year helping to bring a La Liga title to Real Madrid some would argue he has a lot to gain coming to the USA. But soccer is not in our culture as Americans. Kids grow up playing organized youth soccer, which is HUGE, but professional the game is not even on the same level as the lower division European teams.

So, while Beckham will be talk of the town for the next few months and the Home Depot Center could set some attendance and revenue records, the bottom line is the Galaxy are not a good team. One footballer does not make a team, but possibly improves those around him. Will that happen with “Becks”? No one has an answer to that, but I can guarantee you this. Soccer will become a nightly piece on ESPN and other sports outlets.

I am not sold on Beckham and his move to the MLS. Like Pele in ’75 bringing his 35 year old legs to the NASL, Beckham does have a huge task in front of him if he thinks he can change the mindset of millions in the USA.